Spring Break Blog Fail

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So I had planned on updating my blog like everyday of spring break, remember what I said in my last post, yeah about that... it's almost 9 on Friday night so that ish didn't work out. So I'll just tell eveyrone about my break since I got out. So my pops (I don't even use that term but for the sake of typing I said it) picked me up after my Thursday night out. I slept about 4 hours before waking up to a text asking for a ride home. We drive back to Wilson Friday afternoon as I skipped all my classes which isn't good for anyone in my circumstances. I chill at home for a min unpack a big bag to pack a little bag, add some new tracks to my ipod, and head off to G-boro to deal with a work conference. I drive to G-Boro gps on my Rumor works fine all the way there, miss 1 turn 1 block from the Hotel and I catch that "your fucked" message, but your's might say "GPS cannot locate signal." To add insult to injury my phone died I stopped to charge it outside a gas station and had boss come pick me up. I get found by my boss & co-workers and we head to Carabas for diner. There's a basketball team there, my boss thought it was Maryland, but obviously they weren't talk enough or black enough (no racism intended but there was only 2 black players and no grevais vasquez). Any way hook up w/ a friend from the HIll and go see Alice In Wonderland. My favorite part was the fuderwhacking it went straight HAMsandwich out that mug. We then rode around downtown Greensboro and went to Cook-Out before I dropped her off at her house. Initially finding the house was fucking hard because my GPS was not working so I kept turning around turning a 10min dirve into a 30min drive, but that was getting there. With her navigating it was easy to get back to her house. My hotel was a different story but I made it by like 3:30. After some nigger conversation with my homie AJ i went to sleep around 4:00 and woke up at 5:30 to work.

After a long boring ass event we headed out to Hooters for diner. They guy I was following thought "Victor knows where he's going in a foreign city." I miss the exit and end up driving around downtown G-Boro again only this time semi-lost with AJ & Richard on the car. Richard feel asleep mid-sentence and AJ & I just kept tryna stunt. We found Hooters (eventually) and grubbed. We got the oldest waitress in the building. There was this fine ass, excuse me very attractive, waitress working there. I spent the majority of my meal plotting on how to get her attention only to realize that she works at Hooters so she's probably heard every line in the book and had to deal with every man she's seen tryna get at her all night. Anyway I ain't get at her. We all talked about some random shit at diner like commercials and clowned some niggas that won't there. The non tar heels among our dinner table tried to call some girls at the bar sluts, but they was just dressed up to go out clubbing so I set them clowns strait. It was pretty late at the time so I called my boss back hoping that he'd have our room still available after we told him we might go home that night. He'd just cancelled the room 15min before I called him so we had to head back on 1.5 hours of sleep with me driving. This also curb stomped my other nightly plans with the rest of Greensboro but whatever. I filled up at a shell station giving a homeless beggar the cold shouldered stone faced don't fucking ask me body sign. So he didn't fucking ask me! I head back to Wilson stopping at another gas station for one of my occupants to potty. We resume the road trip only now everybody's drowsy. That drive was very difficult. I feel asleep going 100mph only to wake up to a cop car in front of me so hit the breaks real hard, Richard didn't move, AJ decided to stay awake for the rest of the trip. I stopped in Chapel Hill at yes my 3rd gas station, for a Purple AMP. I thought yeah this'll get me back in 1 piece. AJ put in the "Ham Season" Mixtape by Troop41 who made the John Wall song. SN: I met that group when they appeared on UNC's STV, when I thought I was gonna be on TV but I didn't do music so they wouldn't let me be on the show, yet I sat through the entire live taping. Back to the original story the mixtape didn't even have the "John Wall" track on it, kinda wack shit is that, but it was just meh. They did rap on the Ron Browz - $20 beat which was hilarious. I guess that AMP was old because it didn't help much and I began to zone out once again at 100mph only to realize that my cruise was stuck forcing me to come up behind some car day dreaming and come back to reality as AJ yelled "Ayo Vic, Car car car!" I dodged that ish and kept on trucking. I made it make to Wilson waking Richard up in his drive to his response of "I need to go to the mall." i just lol'd because I actually do lol in real life not just online but he was serious because that's where he'd parked his car. I drive him to his car then drive back to my house. Me and AJ crash there and wake up in the middle of the day on Sunday completely sleeping through breakfast. That night I drove AJ back to Rocky Mount where his car was, and we just chilled at our homie Damien's house. We did some nigga shit while we was there, then I just headed back to Wide-A-Wake to start the second phase of my spring break. I had the week to look forward to. I'll get to the week days in my next post.

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