This buxom ebony bombshell pictured above is none other than Winston Salem, NC's own Pam Grier! She dominated the blaxploitation era of 70s with such films as Foxy Brown, Coffy, Jackie Brown, and some other films that I haven't seen yet. Anyway in all of these movies she played a vigilante looking to bring the pain in the fight against oppression while on the way being raped, killing a few people, all the while displaying her luscious breasts. Anyway if you get a chance check out these movies or anything with her in it before 1984, because (not trying to be a asshole but in my opinion) that's when the girls start to get a little saggy. Anyway I watched these of these on sugar induced high earlier this morning before i passed out around 4am, and best believe they all caught 5 stars on the Netflix rating system based on Pam Grier's body alone.
Now to the last couple of days Christmas was just meh in my opinion. I got some bomb ass threads, a pair of Nike Boots, a scarf, couple fitteds and an orange beanie, a few electronic accessories as well. Then I was in chill mode. In that status I actually saw a really good yet stereotypical movie in the Princess and the Frog. I think this movie deserves a rage of its own so that'll come later. The whole time I've been typing this post I was watching "I Love You Beth Cooper" so this took a lot longer than it should have and it should explain the possible arbitration.
Okay, you got me! This isn't a youtube video, but it is funny as hell. Kennan Thompson getting his Al Sharpton on, a Will Ferrell look-a-like getting his old dance on, and Mike Tyson hits the Gorilla move at the end, watch closely and follow the stuttering killing machine.
Sooooooooooooooooo, since I only have 1 lowly follower, I will take their opinions into consideration and shift my blog to a more "Risque" look. There will be more sex talk, more rawness, and more fine ass bitches (for the niggas of course). You can look forward to VIP Blog PHase2 in the new year but I'll you guys a taste now.
So yesterday I started my wave treatment plan to gain more sex appeal among the various females of the world. I mean I'm tryna get on Trey Songz status, with the whole "Invented Sex" feel to my life. Anyway I haven't taken off my doo rag since last night so I was lookin mad niggerish, and yes for those of you who didn't see my tweet "The nigga who vowed to never wear a doo rag in public, was actually wearing a doo rag in public."
I hit up walmart, and got a controller, then I returned it a few hours later bc it didn't work, and just got my cash back. People act madd wild on Christmas Eve. Anyway in both Walmart and Beauty World wear I bought my wave activator there were straight 0s all around. Now for you naive kids who don't know the most important scale to use when grading women in your life is the 0-1 scale. Either you'd hit it(1) or you wouldn't touch it(0). Pretty ez to follow and quite benifical. Go ahead and practice, Ms. Acosta above 1, the snaggle toothed bitch with back tittes walking abround Walmart in a MuMu and bedroom slippers 0.
Like I said this is just a taste of the more risque feel I'm adding to the blog, expect more in the future. So in the imortal words of quote unquote dat nicca Wacka Flocka "O Lets Do It!"
You know I gotta throw some funny vids at you every now and then. This dude is hilarious and drops some mad funny vids. Subscribe to him, after u subscribe to me of course.
For those of you who haven't realized that Christmas is Friday (I'm one of them) you should go cop your presents for your family/friends and yours truely. I know money's tight around the holidays but if all my fans pooled together a few dollars I'd really like the Jordan 7s above. Yeah that's right I got the number correct "off me!"
SOOOOOOOOOOOO, I missed like 2 days, and I apologize to all my loyal fans (currently sitting at zero) and to all of you who have been commenting on my blog (no one). Any way I finished my 1st semester of college, and it was all it was cracked up to be. I passed a lot of classes, came close to failing one, and might have failed another, but I made it out alive. I started this blog so that's a plus right?! Speaking of blogs I've taken a look at some of the blogs of some of the coolest kats I know (besides me of course). If you get a chance check out my boy KDot over at tumblr and my man Trey_Dub right here on blogspot. Both of these blogs go hard so fan/subscribe do what u gotta do.
Now that I'm home Imma try to get back on my grizzy with this blog ish, fiend me now
So it's the thursday before I leave and go home for the holidays. I have 18hrs until my Chem101 final and I have not studied. I have not told my parents that I will probably be on academic probation after this semester. I also haven't told you all about the new video blog I posted over on youtube so go check that out. I finished my final History paper this morning at 7, in the bathroom of Koury Residence Hall. This is an odd place, should be your first inquiry and indeed it is, but I refused to return to my room until I finished the paper and I accomplished my goal. When I got back to room I was not tired, but I forced myself to sleep and woke up at 11 to a farewell text from roomate. He had packed all of his things and left during my slumber. I reawakened at 2 or 3 to begin studying chemistry, yet I have not started. I did manage to find my way to Peabody and recieve my final grades for EDUC. The only A of my college career was quite comforting, but it doesn't pull up my potential F in Chemistry and me out of Academic Probate. I managed to find humor in MTV in an attempt to raise my moral. I'm the only person left in my suite, and lust for the company of a female. In an attempt to save face and this post I'll give u guys a special treat, and no it's not me, but if you want just dial up... (nvm)
Confusing? Yes
Country? Hell Yes
Comical? HELL YEAH!
Thoughts?
Fiend's Log: Study Day #8 in Tar Heel Town. Getting weary of upcoming due dates. Have discovered blogspot, to document my analysis (yes that word has anal in it). Still have yet to begin the Chemistry journey, but History I am working through. New video blog coming soon (no need to point out word). Super Nintendo controller hooked up to my laptop is slowing down my work process.
Now to important things:
Optimus Rhymes the Transforming Raping Robot has released a mixtape "The Transformation" with yours truely on it! I say a poem and some other things that my mother would be ashamed off.
JSwiss, the biggest little man out of NY with ballin skills that would rival D-Wade also dropped "I.M.R.O.B.O.T."
Don't worry, the above content is zipped and 100% legal. If you're still worried just mail me 4 easy installments of $3.95. Your money will go to a good cause in a hungry black man in America.
I know it's a lot for my first post but breath (like a fabolous song). I keep you up with everything, and trust me I might not lie to you!
