The 5'9" 24 year old Rozay Mylan is an aspiring model looking to make it big in the industry. With videos such as Rick Ross's "MC Hammer" and a spread in Black Men Magazine this Miamiano by way of Brooklyn is of Trinidadian & Chinese decent and from time to time does her thing on the mic as a rapper. As a graduate of Bayside High School, she may have been there a few years after Zach, Kelly, Slater and the rest of the crew, but with a body like that in my class, I wouldn't need to be Saved the Bell... I'd be early EVERYday. Hit her with that follow @only1rozaymylan

So odd title right? Yea its kind of true, but not really (hey a Big O fan can dream can't he?). In case you didn't catch it a while back on TMZ Greg Oden was mistake for Lebron James outside of Boa Night Club in West Hollywood a few weeks back. I can see where the camera man might have made a mistake, but then again Oden's almost a half a foot taller than Lebron and has a substantially fewer number of tattoos. TMZ broke it first so I'll link they're vid at the bottom. But uh yeah, enjoy the weekend folks.

The lovely Libra (she bout that "scales" life) from MIA is the 11th of 16 children. Some of you may know her from her WorldStar videos with ex-boyfriend Joe Budden but I remember her from the Freak-A-Leek video, which made 2004 one of the best years of my life. She's a mother of two, but no baby weight here, registering jaw-dropping measurements 34-24-40. At 5'7" 130lbs, you may joke about her name, but when it comes to that body, the 5'7" 130lb Triple D carrying aspiring actress is no laughing matter! Follow her @Esther_Baxter on twitter not just because she's amazing, but because she actually has a verified account (she fancy huh?)!

Today I bring you some more music but this one's a nice little change up. Jay Roc Wilson, or "J Roc the Muzik" is aspiring producer in the Research Triangle area. He specializes in gospel and R&B beats, but also dabbles in the Hip-Hop field as well. The Greensboro,NC native is not just affiliated with Ill Vibez productions, but serves as the founder. He can also teach you a thing or two in the gym, benching numbers higher than your average personal trainer. He's worked with some of Chapel Hill's finest artists and has been featured in numerous YouTube beat competitions. I have provided you with a download link to his most recent beat mixtape Let's Get Acquainted Make sure you follow @jrocthemuzik on twitter and like his reverbnation page.

The dark chocolate ebony princess Bria Myles who some of you may have seen on MediaTakeout a short while back. This 27 year old LA native has been blazing not just the west coast, but the east coast as well since her King Magazine cover back in 2006. Make sure you follow her on twitter @RealBriaMyles and make sure you keep a look out for her in some of your favorite videos and possibly some music videos of her own.

So today I decided to throw my readers a change up from the last couple music posts I've delivered. This past weekend was the 4th of July so Happy Independence Day to all of my patriots out there but on the 2nd I attended the "Reid Family Reunion" which was the first one they'd had since 1999. Now Reid is my mother's mother's side of the family to which the majority of now resides in Zebulon,NC. So in a caravan of vehicles my immediate family, and a few of my aunts and cousins made the trip from Wilson to the home of the Carolina Mudcats around 3:30pm. The cookout was at my great aunt Margie's house which is off of a dirt path on the borderline between Wake & Franklin County. Throughout the day there had to be somewhere close to over 100 of my relatives who floated in and out. Cousin B.B. (Margie's daughter) was the cup sergeant during the day. An interesting title might you wonder, she made sure that everyone had a name on their cup so that no one would lose theirs, her and my mother felt it a great idea, I along with the rest of the family felt it rather trivial. Anyway we ate some good food, took some pictures based on age groups with the 40+ range being something like 95-96 Bulls. There was laughter all day long and a committee to plan another reunion two years from now, because in all honesty the majority of the people there probably won't make it until 2020.

Anyways here's a run down of some of my more interesting family members I encountered. My younger cousin Patience came out dressed just like her friend in a club outfit complete with halter top, leggings, and flats. You'd never guess they were only 13. My great aunt Clara Mae taught me that by folding up a fabric softener sheet in my shoe I could keep gnats away. My cousin Niecy had recently gotten out of the Army after serving 25 years and three tours in Iraq, and is now an ROTC teacher at Garinger High School which just as dangerous. I met my cousins Jay & Darius who are around my age, and they were just pretty cool peoples in general. I met my cousin Yasmin who is a rising senior at Spelman so all the more power to her! My cousin Gilbert who's probably pushing 60 by now felt GPS systems could not be trusted and that my NikeID Air Max 95s were better suited for Mr. Brown and that I should find some pants to match. My cousin Larry told me how he regained face with the police department, now working for them after serving time for "accessory to theft & murder" and his brother William who worked at the Pentagon for 1 year then quit.

Now for the most interesting story of the day, y cousin B.B. really wanted me to meet my cousin Armaney (not too sure of the spelling) who attends NCCU. I wasn't allowed to leave until I met her (odd right?) and she didn't arrive until pretty late in the afternoon. Anyway we introduced ourselves with that awkward "OMG we're cousins so now what do you expect, us to be best friends instantly" hand shake moment before she went to fix a plate. B.B. continued to pressure me to get Armaney's phone number (B.B. is Armaney's mother by the way to clear up some probably rather pressing questions). So I followed Armaney inside and took a seat at the dinner table next to a rather large individual. Now his name was Boo--(No idea what followed the 1st syllable) and he was about 6'4" 280lbs of barbecue chicken destroying monster. He told me he wasn't family but Aarmaney's boyfriend, which shortened my trip inside because explaining the whole "cousins networking connection" thing would've been too complicated for me at my heightened state of apathy. Anyway I left and had a fun car ride home with the parentals who began having their post relative interaction follow-up. All in all I had a pretty good day.

P.S. Shout outs to cousin Brooke with the clutch Tide-To-Go pen save twice that day. You are a god send. And here's a bit of the O'Jays to take you out on

This video vixen is the lovely Dollicia Bryan. Standing at a menacing 5'6" tall with measurements of 34-25-40. The aspiring actress identifies as black and has worked in both television and radio as well as her obviously lucrative career as a model. You can follow Ms. Bryan @dolliciab on twitter, and I advise that you do.


Today is another music related post because I enjoy giving some of my favorite aspiring artists exposure. Today's post features, once again, the New York native Julian Caldwell under his rap alias of JSWISS and his newest mixtape "All For Us" I have hyperlinked JSWISS's bandcamp page so you can go listen to all the music first then download it so you can put it in your car and spread this audio dopeness to all of the who are not fortunate enough to have discovered this blog or Julian's music. This is what the cover art looks like. Please, please, please download and listen. You can also contribute money to JSWISS's music fund if you want to as well.

This 5'4" Dominican bombshell is known to the masses as Yaris Sanchez. Tallying up measurements of 34D-26-44 this mother of 1 is a beauty I would have loved to seen on Teen moms. She loves basketball and her favorite food is "Gallo Pinto" (or rice & beans for those of you who aren't around too many native speakers.) Make sure you hit her with he follow @Yaris_Sanchez


J-SWISS - Glenwood feat. Chaz H
So today I decided to give you guys a track that you won't find on the Prince of New York's upcoming EP. The Westside Dobbs Ferry warrior teams up with fellow UNC Tar Heel Chaz H for an ill flow over Big Sean & Kanye West's "Glenwood" track. You can follow both of them on twitter @jswisshere & @ChazNC as well as look for more music from them in the future. The download link is hyper'd above so make sure you put that in your headphones.

The lovely Kristal Solis, who I first found in JET Magazine a couple years ago. She's part Mexican and part bad. Her measurements are 36/27/42 and she was inspired to become a model by the travelling associated with the profession. (Shout outs to HA Candy for the pic, I'm not a member but I am considering.)

After a couple months and some academic grinding, I have decided to revive the beautiful brainchild that is my blog. I felt compelled to do so, because hey I had a fair amount of free time on my hands. Eventually I'm gonna get back to the same old posts you have come to know and love, but today I give you all a special treat. I would like to introduce my fellow music connoisseur in Joshua Rowsey or better yet known by his rap name "J Rowdy." His newest mixtape The Entrance Exam has been bumpin' in my headphones for quite sometime now. Go over check it out, give it a listen, and make sure you hop on over to Facebook and like his fan page J. Rowdy! (and don't worry that is a SAFE download link.)

@DominiqueSinead put me on to the heavenly Angel Lola Luv, and I have to thank you. She looks all assy classy in this pic.

Back to the topic, now I have to admit that yes I, @theVIPstation, do partake in cunnilingus activities so let's be honest I ain't gone front. I enjoy it, but I didn't always feel this way. There was a time when I honestly felt that I would never, "ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever" (Chris Tucker voice) go down on a girl. Well all that changed a while back. I had just left work to go chill with my ex. Now I'd changed clothes and went over there to kick it with her because she was mad at me over some bullshit. Anyway I went over there we argued, and talked and argued and talked until we both just fell asleep. That next morning her roomate was gone and the both of us were feeling a little adventurous and I thought to myself why not? So I removed her pajamas and tried my hand at the whole "lick her or lose her movement". Now I've seen enough adult films to know what I was doing down, and I wasn't like "squirrel on an acorn" nibbling the lips off of her labia. I felt like I was doing all the right things you know, opening the lips with my fingers so that I could get my tongue in there, but showing enough attention to the clitoris, sucking on it every now and then, so she's moaning with her thighs clenching my head. I received conformation of my abilities when I came up for air and she grabbed my head and whispered "good job" on some freak shit right??? Anyways I kept going until I tired and we ended the session with a passionate kiss. We talked for a few moments afterwards but I left to handle my daily activities only to find out that my car had been towed from the E-Haus parking lot due to gameday parking -_________-. I was beyond salty. I then walked back to my room and immediately brushed my teeth, after calling DPS to verify the whereabouts of my vehicle. The taste in my mouth was not very pleasant nor was the smell from my upper lip, so I brushed again and gargled before starting my Saturday.

I later retrieved my car, after the football game was over, and went on to do some dumb nigga shit for the rest of the day. Anyways the next week when she came over one night I tried my hand at carpet munching yet again with similar results. Confirmation of a good job and a bad taste in my mouth. The third time this happened was similar to the first two. Eventually I just began to ignore the taste, and I grew to enjoy my acquired trade. Now none of my exploits have been met with a favorable return of oral sex so I must admit I am a little jealous but what can I do about it?

I had started out with a stiff mindset that I would never do something, that I eventually developed the desire to do. Ever since growing to enjoy what it is that I do, I have come up with a new outlook on the matter

Ooh La La, Laura Dore representing for the white girls, ore partially white. Anyways New Year's story time!!!

So New Year's Eve a.k.a. "Let's all get fucked up night," rolled around and I had no plans just like my previous 19 New Year's Eves until @OptimusRhymesNC hit me up with a chill spot opportunity and let's be honest hanging with the crew is definitely more fun than watching all the "Friday the 13th" movies like I had planned. So pops had left on a liquor store run and I jet setted over to Nashville. So as usual AJ invited me to someone else's house and me, him, and @Phill_Babyy waited for @SlackBerryFTW to get off work. We watched UP while we were waiting as AJ clowned everyone who came into David's house visiting. Eventually David got off work, and him and Phill played Pokemon until it was time to go. So we left for David's on again off again girlfriend Leah's house. As soon as I walked in the door I was greeted by a very unpleasant "Wassup nigga" from a middle-aged white woman. I slowly looked around at my fellow black males in the room, yet they just met me with one those "this is how she usually acts" faces. She then informed me that she didn't mean anything by it, but it just "killed" her when we did things like that. After this wonderful introduction she proceeded to show me a picture of her incarcerated black boyfriend holding a dandelion flower standing next to a brick wall. It took every ounce of modesty in me to not laugh at the irony of this picture. She made more and more mildly offensive remarks and sexual advances towards us black men folks. Her daughter and her two unattractive friends grew quite embarrassed prompting us to vacate her home for a seemingly safer location in a redneck bar, don't worry I thought the same thing, named "Sharks & Shooters."

Walking into Sharks & Shooters and this place smells like an ashtray. AJ & I can't get into the back room because we aren't 21 yet so we wait in the pool hall bringing in the new year with shitty jokes. We eventually leave heading to a house party that no one, not even the host, decided to attend, so we went back to the house of drunk white woman. We pull up in the drive way and are met by a large pick-up trick which belongs to the racist ex-boyfriend of the drunk white lady, the same one who dates the black guy, I waited outside for him to leave, then drunk white lady passed out on a pallet in the middle of the living room. We then proceeded to chill in the house, while Leah kept asking if anyone knew how to "roll." Eventually another black guy and white girl came to the house who solved Leah's conundrum. I became alarmed when Leah's grandmother came home to a bunch black men sitting on her porch at 3am, but she just walked past and asked us to keep it down. She then told us how she'd been to 3 bars that night and had a good time. Eventually me and some of the other niggas got hungry so we headed to sheets, and leaving all the white girls there passed out and unbothered contrary to popular belief.

The trip to Sheets for food was quite fun. Phill belligerently ordered about $20 worth of food including a peperoni burger. Then he thought AJ was a hat rack and proceeded to carry on a conversation with it. While waiting on my food I managed to see the most beautiful derriere I'd ever seen in my life. I literally dreamed about her ass that night. I would've put a few moves on her, but she was with her man and he was an extra angry- extra large lookin-ass-nigga so I refrained. Then a cute girl flashed in but quickly ran back to her car because the males in the placed looked like a pack of wolves when she entered the building. We cop the food and head back to David's house around 4am to watch Prince of Persia but everybody just fell asleep on the couch. My dad called worried about me at 5am because I hadn't talked to hiim in 5hrs so I just woke up and drove home.

Oh what a night.

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