So the other day I was riding the bus to class with my homie local artist Optimus Rhymes (FACEBOOK FAN PAGE) and I heard the title statement come rather audibly from the back of the bus. I know many people would be like "da fux" but the speaker actually had a point behind this interjection. The date this event occurred the UNC Kappas had been giving out flowers to so-called "5 Star Chicks" and promoting for their upcoming event "The Kappa Ball." The bus speaker was senior Kappa and up and coming musical artist Dekory Rashad (NEWEST SINGLE Sounds of My Dreams). Anyway the stipulations he gave under the "Your Man Don't Luv U Gurl" comment was true and clear, and without further adoo here they are:
#1 - "If yall's relationship ain't on facebook then Yo Man Don't Luv U Gurl!" This is the main factor in my opinion. Facebook is king of the social networking scene right now with twitter coming up quickly behind it, and myspace falling off to just musicians. I cannot count the number of times people check some one's relationship status only to see that "married to..." or "in a relationship with..." Personally relationships don't matter to me because if I don't know him, nigga don't matta. Yeah I said it, and it's mad ruthless but every dude this way don't let any of them "I'm a respectful feelings and situations sort of nigga" fool you. So to most single or not we are set back, but it's still the fact that it's up there. Your man truly loves you if he's will to tell the world that yall are together and face all of his boys callin him a bitch.
#2 - "If yall man don't shell out $15 dollars for your ticket and take you to the Kappa Ball and take you somewhere all dressed up then, Yo Man Don't Luv U Gurl!" This statment is not just about the Kappa Ball, though it was a clever plug-in. The other aspect of this is A spending money on your female and B taking her out in a nice public setting. Imma take these one at a time. Now with Valentine's Day quickly approaching dudes is gonna start dropping some guap on their females whether trying to make them happy because no one wants to be lonely on Valentine's Day. Now candy and cards are the typical but taking your lady to the Kappa Ball is gonna cost about as much as a nice dinner, and with Christmas just ending and <3 Day approaching, pockets are gonna start to feel it. Think about having to pay not only $15 for her ticket, but another $15 for your ticket, then your gonna get food sometime that night so there's more money your dropping, plus if yall wanna get some party favors going that's even more cash. You could wind up spending close to $100 on the night in the month of January when no one looks to spend cash. Then you gotta think about B where you take your girl out somewhere all dressed up. For most the only places you've seen guys in suits and ties and girls in gowns were Prom, Church, and rarely the occasional formal dinner. It's easy to take a girl somewhere in ballin' clothes or daily duds because you just look like your on a simple date or two friends eating, but to put on some serious threads and take her out, that's saying something. You can't play that off as anything but love.
So what have we learned here today? We learned that love costs, facebook is serious business, and I'm a ruthless dude! Now ladies don't get all hurt by this post and confront your man on some ignorant bull. So what he may not "Luv U Gurl!" but he still cares enough to be with you. If yall kickin it, and he gotta face constant teasin from his boyz about you then guess what your special. You may not be the only one but your special, and that's what's important. He feels strongly enough about you claim you in certain scenarios. Just because he don't "Luv U Gurl!" does mean you can't be a couple. Love is like the strongest emotion there is so, we should all be content with a strong like, and not bitter over no luv.
A topic I have been looking to bring up lately involves a very popular saying among the sex community "Spitters are Quitters!" Let that seep in, and you'll realize that it's about getting your partner to... SWALLOW! Yeah that's right, and this might get a little explict but sometimes things need to be brought up.
My Story
Recently I was fortunate enough to have this experience. I will not name names nor locations but on a rainy night past a young lady entered my bedroom and did not leave until the next afternoon. That night we engaged in playful touching, and she eventually decided to give me the pleasure of oral sex. I offered to her first, but she was very shy and refused. This female had been unsuccessful in getting me to climax in the past marking this as the third time she gave me oral. After some quality work on her part (roughly 20 or more minutes worth) she brought me to my climax, and I very deviously did not alert her as to my current status, but she continued and actually swallowed my semen. I was beyond shocked, because she had hinted that she would in the past, but I didn't believe her think she was as most females are "all talk." Anyway she she swallowed my entire load, and proceeded to inform as to what my semen tasted like. I was in fact quite curious but played it off like I didn't really care. She then tried to kiss me, to which I conveniently dodged her advances for a good couple of minutes, informing her that I wouldn't put my mouth anywhere near hers until she brushed her teeth. Cold, I know, but I don't get down like that. She brushed, we kissed, and then we went to sleep.
The Overview
I feel like my readers may have a few questions. In my opinion, as ruthless as this might sound, the best way to get her (or him for my females, shemales, and cowboys) is to not tell them when it's "coming." That is beyond deceit but it worked for me, and luckily my partner was accepting of my gift. Sometimes you just gotta go for it and maybe it works. I'm leaving this one open for comments, so post your comments or opinions or questions for me and I'll get to them as quickly as I can! Oh yeah and the model above is adult film superstar Lacey Duvalle. Feel free to research her work, she was selected for her particular "skills" on the topic at hand.
The slogan for this year: "Let's Get It In, in 2010!"
As the asses above say Happy New Year to everyone out there. This year I'm gonna be on straight ruthless mode. Mishon may have tried to steal my slogan on BET but mine is noticably different. Don't get it twisted. Keeping you guys posted on the issues in 2010.
